An Imaginary Conversation Featuring Objects in the Rental Apartment I'm Staying In
Posted on Aug 6, 2008 in Blog
Imposing Black Leather Chestfield: Is ve gone?
Internet Connection: …y.. he i… …on.
Leaky Bathtub Faucet: Bpbb! Blet’s Barbpbty!
Area Rug: Yeah! Party! Wooo! I’m going to ****** you in the ***** until the ***** of ***** ****** with a glacier!
Imposing Black Leather Chesterfield: Vat iz gross.
Area Rug: I cannot help that I am dirty.
Internet Connection: Ha ….a ….a ….h… …a!
Fluorescent Light in Kitchen that Turns On and Off By Itself: HEY GUYS! WHAT’S UP! Wooo! Looks like someone started a par-
Area Rug: Hey, Confusing Air Conditioning Remote what do you say to me and you ******* and ****** when the ******** is around ****** ***** ** yogurt?
Confusing Air Conditioning Remote: Apple sunshine vous ping ping barstool.
Leaky Bathtub Faucet: Bgpgpb! Bpoming Gack!
Internet Connection: …hat?
Leaky Bathtub Faucet: Bgpgpb! Bpoming Gack!
Area Rug: Oh ***** that ******* ****** with the devilishly large ***** is coming back into the ****** apartment for something!
Imposing Black Leather Chestfield: Everyvody quiet! Put avay vat drink! Shhhhh!
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Fluorescent Light in Kitchen that Turns On and Off By Itself: -TAY!
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I’m surprised the internet connection let you post this.
I think you moved into the cabin from “Evil Dead 2.”