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Flickr Explored Photo Titles or High School Poetry?

Posted on 24. Feb, 2010 by Glark in Blog

• This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.
• Music is love in search of a word.
• Light toward hope.
• Sometimes I feel lost.
• It’s bound to melt your heart.
• Turn around and prove to me it’s real.
• So This is What it Feels Like to Be Free.
• Let Sail Your Dreams – Do you dream in colours?

The answer is that all the above are Flickr photo titles but if you guessed painful high school poetry for any of them we can’t fault you because Flickr seems like that most of the time. You are awarded full points!

Tags: flickr, poetry

Cleanest. Cat Teeth. Ever!

Posted on 04. Feb, 2010 by Glark in Blog

I found this little slice of awesome in the window at a West Village vet here in NYC. Also it is an excuse to use Sabre Dance and I cannot let that opportunity go by unused.

Tags: cats, new york city, teeth, vets, west village

O+ 39: I See You

Posted on 02. Feb, 2010 by Glark in Blog, O+

Now that Dave and Tara have seen the biggest movie of all time (not adjusted for inflation), they have some comments. Listen in, won’t you?

Podcast: Download

Tags: movies, o+

O+ 38: Burt & ScarJo 4EVA

Posted on 27. Jan, 2010 by Glark in Blog, O+

Sorry America, you are stuck with us for a while now. Why? Find out in the podcast along with secret Twitter bets and the digital crack that is 1 vs 100 on Xbox.

Podcast: Download

Tags: 1 vs 100, avatar, green cards, knowing, twitter, videogames

Heat Rash Contest!

Posted on 11. Jan, 2010 by Glark in Blog

Well I am sick again and if history has taught me anything it is that within the next 36 hours I will develop a non-itching but nevertheless horrible-looking heat rash on my upper chest and shoulders. Now a lesser man would just let that pass without comment but I kind sir, I am not a lesser man. I am a bigger man.

Guess the time of the appearance of my impending heat rash and you can win a Glarkware shirt of your choice.

Anytime between Noon ET today (Jan 11) and Midnight ET tomorrow (Jan 12) is in the mix. Closest guess to the appearance of The Rash wins. In the event of a tie the person with the name best suited to be an action movie star wins.

Submit your guesses in the comments. You can login with your email or use the Facebook Connect button.

Update: Winner winner, free shirt dinner!

Tags: chests, contests, rashes, sickness

O+ 37: Obese People Go Too Fast

Posted on 02. Jan, 2010 by Glark in O+

Jeezumcrow! Overwhelming Positivity is back with a new short-and-sweet format! It’s 16 minutes of action-packed complaining about Nigerians on the world stage, why can’t you assholes at retail learn how to fucking give us change properly, and the menace and injustice of New York rascal speed demons.

You can listen to the podcast using the player below or subscribe via iTunes or our podcast feed.

Podcast: Download

Tags: air travel, old people, shopping, terrorism

Screamin’ Eagles!

Posted on 16. Dec, 2009 by Glark in Blog

Here is my entry for the Team Fortress 2 War Propaganda contest. It’s for the Solider — who has the battle cry “Screamin’ Eagles!” — and his fight against the black one-eyed Scottish Demoman.

This reminds me of my days reading EGM in the early 1990s wondering why people would spend all that time doing envelope art. Now I know. Customized weaponry.

Tags: eagles, eyes, posters, propaganda, team fortress 2

Just Add Selleck

Posted on 04. Dec, 2009 by Glark in Blog

Me and Tara starting a new blog called Look At This Fucking Idea For A Blog-To-Book Deal. It’s dumb but fun.

Tags: blogs, fruit, fucking book deal, tom selleck

Twilight Weekly

Posted on 14. Nov, 2009 by Glark in Blog

The latest EW arrived today. How is that still a going concern again? So bad. Riding out the subscription. In the meantime I made this.

Tags: entertainment weekly, twilight