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Hawaii 2008: Day 1

kona-pizza

We’re in Hawaii again! It was kinda cloudy today but you know what makes that okay? The best pizza in the world, that’s what. Kona Brewing Company might make great beer. I don’t know nor do I care. Their pizza is so good I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. I mean goddamnit, that’s good fucking pizza.

The rest of the day (after a last start due to a nice sleep) involved buying Tara a proper boogieboard, groceries, and sundries. We also found time to make bad jokes about Heath Ledger’s chocolate bar empireĀ and a dip in the pool.

Also I’m extremely gassy. Tara asked if I might have eaten a farting dog. I might have. A healthy man doesn’t make this kind of stink.