I AM EATING CHEESE
Posted on Dec 31, 2008 in Blog
Soerry I didn’t notice the all caps thing was on. I am verydrunk and i am not stopping to fix my mistmakes as I try to make this blog post. I’m sure that you are interested in how drunk a guy who never drinks can get on the new years eve and I’m here to tell you that I am super drunk. Right now I’m thinking about whether not I have facilities to add a graphic to this post like I usually do so sorry if that does work out but hey you get graphics with very other post do you not?! Ha interrobang. So Tara is not drunk but I am very so. I think Tara lies about not drinking obvisouly oops obviously she drinkin at bar when I’,m not around. Boooo.
Tara just said that people are facebooking my drunk dials. They don’t know the historical signifcance of what just happened. It was the interrsection of awesome and me and drinking. One day Pamie will be sad she wasn’t around to take the call. Pamie was probably out making a skirt.
Well this has been a stupid experiemtn. I’m happy right now but I’m making a total ass of myself and I know it but I have lost the hing that tell me to not blog about it it. My loos YOUR gain.
I am going to bed now. I can’t stop miving around and when I stand up I want to dance. I feel like the drunk chick from Winnipeg fro kids in the hall. Tara is not drunk. What up with that?
I gotta call Keckler now. BYe
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Well, this really changes what I’m expecting out of 2009. For the better, I think.
I hope we meet again someday, Drunk Glark.
Happy New Year hangover! I’m glad I saw history in the making.
Between this and Twitter, I’ve been laughing so hard I’m crying all morning. Heheeeeeeeeeeeee.
Some questions:
Did you hurl?
Do you crave a greasy breakfast?
Remember that time we almost took acid at the Lollapalooza? Do you regret that we didn’t?
Is today the worst day of your life?
When/are you doing this again?
Where’s the podcast? Tammy and I want to live vicariously through you guys.
So awesome. Love, love, love it.
I have this whore of a headache today.
I just finally finished last week’s O+, and I’m so sorry I didn’t get to the end sooner as I have literally been doing research on drinking (I have human subjects approval here at Berkeley). I actually have my volunteers consume what I imagine was the approximate amount you guys went through if you split the champagne bottle on an empty stomach. The cold pizza I give them 2 hrs after the beginning of the experiment seems to help. (Day late, dollar short–I know.)
…Hope you feel better!
Your loos is ALWAYS our gain.
FanTAStic. I think a line of ‘my loos YOUR gain’ merch is in order. Also, Ha interrobang. is the name of my new band. I play triangle, and will be auditioning for other instrumentalists shortly.
AWESOME.
i’m not drunk, i’m not eating cheese, and the caps are on purpose.