I had to stay up late tonight to which over a bunch of settings on Glarkware when the $15 sale ended and the shipping options moved around. So I killed some time playing Team Fortress 2. Here’s a rundown of the night — in pictures — from punching bag to king of the universe.

Always remember to check your back for the sneaky piratical Demoman. Everytime I got near the capture point this guy was lobbing grenades on my head.

This is a Heavy, the game’s big bruiser. I tried to make him toasty with my Pyro’s framethrower but couldn’t quite finish the job. Not sure why he looks so happy about being on fire. That Heavy… he crazy!

This is what happens when you rush the enemy base as a poorly prepared Spy and run straight into a Solider. Boom. Splat. You’re done.

Things finally turn around when I stick to my knitting and start playing the Engineer. That poor little enemy scout isn’t sleeping and that giant metal gun behind him is not a pillow.

The conclusion of an epic 21-minute defense of the final capture point on Dustbowl using my trusty engineer. Booyah!