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Nightmare on Columbus Avenue

So there I was taking pictures of duplo pieces staring at me from schoolyard chessboards when I fell asleep and was murdered in my dreams by the Krueger sisters at the local thrift shop. The end.

Feb 21, 2010

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4 Responses to “Nightmare on Columbus Avenue”

  1. Jenny Muscarella
    21 February 2010 at 9:12 pm #

    It’s interesting how much I enjoy your gettin’ murdered stories. They are delightful! As long as they stay fictional, man.

    • Glark
      21 February 2010 at 9:13 pm #

      Heh, they are NOT fictional. I have been murdered THREE times this month alone!

  2. Kristen Bryant
    22 February 2010 at 9:09 am #

    Too bad PowerDroid wasn’t there. He would have totally shown that Duplo a thing or two. (Nobody bullies a chessboard in my town!)

    Three times in one month? Does that make you a mass murderee?

    • Glark
      24 February 2010 at 7:57 am #

      Ha, that should be the title of the series: Mass Murderee


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