I forgot to brag about my quick and total victory on Facebook’s Risk Attack game application.
She’s got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!
I forgot to brag about my quick and total victory on Facebook’s Risk Attack game application.
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I hope it makes you feel awesome to beat someone who didn’t know how to play until about halfway through the game.
I demand satisfaction! And a rematch!
You seemed to know all about Risk before we started. You sir are a lair.
Do you click stuff with your mouse in Risk and invite friends to a Live Game and watch numbers jump all over countries on a screen? Because I don’t remember that being part of the board game.
And I am only a lair because dragons choose to hide in my tummy.
Um, that’s what I meant. You are a LAIR of LIES. Um, yeah.
Do you get confused in Word because you have to click and type instead of writing with a pen on paper?
When pen and paper do you use in Risk?
I’m not sure I even know what we’re talking about anymore. There’s an MS Word version of Attack?
You made a typo too. You are as dumb as GLARK!
Now come here for an uncomfortably long hug.
I really only fight because I love makin’ up.
You in fo’ somethin’
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