I think the only way this store could be any creepier would be if they mounted a giant gargoyle over the sign that shot rape lasers at you while playing Tom Waits songs backwards. And even then I’m not sure it would make it creepier or just more entertaining.

One Response to “Ralph’s Discount”

  1. snipp-E
    28 August 2009 at 2:39 pm #

    Completely, wonderfully, darkly, horrifyingly AWESOME.


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