London’s Evening Standard gives this story the following headline: Toddler with eight limbs branded ‘reincarnation of Hindu god’ to undergo life-saving operation.
I’m not a good person so I now submit to you the following alternative headlines:
- Eight Is Enough
- A Hello To Arms
- She’s Got Legs! She Doesn’t Know How To Use Them
- Arachkid
- Butterlegs
- Paymore Shoe Source
- Talk To The Hands
See you in hell.
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Limb-berrrrrr!
Kneesy Does It!
Doc Ock identified; worldwide search for Spider-Man begins
I am also not a good person because this makes my day.
Roll with the Vishnu…
“High fives all around as surgery is announced.”
Disney Continues Tradition of Color-Blind Casting in Broadway’s “Little Mermaid”
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes…
From the cutting room floor — “I Am Not A Crab”
“Ultimate Champion of Slap Bet Discovered”
Now that she’s had successful surgery, I feel like playing will only cost me a pit stop in purgatory, instead of a straight shot to hell. So…
Introducing New Scampers Baby Dry
I was all “Tsk, tsk” and “Tut, tut” while reading this thread, and then I got to Meg’s comment and snickered aloud. Thanks a lot, Meg. SEE YOU IN HECK.
Oh Tammy I know you’re a big bastard like the rest of us, you just have to hide it when you’re around Sam — you’re not fooling me!
Tammy, I’m so sorry I brought you down with me. Blame Glark. I do. Though, I’m sure he’s been waiting quite a while to find a lower body image shocking enough to steal the focus from his own hooves and tail.
This has made my day. I’m sorry, but I’m just in a “mood” today…so with that I leave:
“New Hybrid Will Double Outsourcing”
“Oh Tammy I know you’re a big bastard like the rest of us, you just have to hide it when you’re around Sam — you’re not fooling me!”
I was going to deny this, but then I vividly recalled a couple of cruel, terribly inappropriate jokes of which I should be extremely ashamed (made under duress when we were visiting St. Catharines: that city has that effect on me). You win, Glark… this time!
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