Above: Captain James T. Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise shop for Macbook Pros at the local Apple Store in the new Star Trek movie.
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Leslie 10.16.08 at 10:47 am
Oh my god. Its like a concept commercial where they’re inside a mac book, and the tagline is something incredibly cheezy about computers and places they’ve never been.
I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES. I really should know better by now.
Or maybe I’ll just keep foolishly hoping. I think the theaters should make a habit of handing out cyanide pills at the door of movies like this, for heartbroken fans to escape the pain.
bluesabriel 10.16.08 at 11:14 am
I keep hoping that Simon Pegg’s very existence in this film will make everything magically better.
I’m kind of glad I didn’t have a cyanide pill during the new X-Files movie. Yeah, I fell for the Mulder/Scully stuff like the middle school girl I apparently am. Yeah, I’ll buy it. But if I had access to the pill during a few key scenes, I may not actually be here today. My energy would be better spent killing Chris Carter, frankly.
Glark 10.16.08 at 12:11 pm
Yeah, I don’t mind monkeying around with the canon or established set design because Lord knows they buggered that up many times on Star Trek already but this looks like Apple opened a store on the space station from 2001 and everyone on the Enterprise decided to meet in the bathroom. That said, the uniforms are well done.
Kate 10.16.08 at 4:55 pm
And yet it looks as if they STILL don’t have frickin’ seatbelts!!!
Please, if that were the Apple designers designing that, they would have the coolest seatbelts ever.
Glark 10.18.08 at 12:32 am
Sweet Jesus, Omar just sent me this link: http://tinyurl.com/6jv6k3