Truthful TV Title Cards
Posted on Oct 17, 2008 in Blog
The new job starts Monday and I’m waiting for the phone guy to leave so I did these:
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Love the first one. It’s SO TRUE.
“The Amazing Race” should be called “The Amazing Airport Terminal” as thats clearly where the drama and excitement of a travel game takes place that viewers want to see 40 out of 60 minutes.
How DO they get those cameras behind airline kiosk computers at such opportune moments of “sorry those were the last tickets for this flight”
Amazing AND Breathtaking.
Ughhhh
Ha ha ha! They’re ALL true. I think “Winging It” is my favorite, although “No one dies ever” is definitely a close second.
Name That Cylon is the best, its been that way in the show from day 1. The Office has changed it up quite a bit, could have just said “Things That Would Normally Get you Fired”
lolololol
Nicely done
Nicely done. “No One Dies Ever” is, alas, the most truthful. Also, Defamer’s got your back.
Is “winging it” supposed to be LOST or FRINGE? Hey-O!
Hilarious. Mad Men’s and Big Brother’s are my favorites.
Nice use of the Black Adder up top there. Three cheers for Lord Flashheart!
These are the best ever. Especially the first one. And the “Lost” one. You’re brilliant for someone who doesn’t watch any TV! ;)
No one ever dies would be Alias =P.
*I* love how the title screen for Lost translates laterally to those freaking name “cards” they’re doing for Fringe (total ripoff of their own work), and it still applies :P
New job? Wait…
“Drink Smoke Fuck.”
Love it.
Winging it….brilliance
Mad Men – brilliant!
they should change the title of mad men to ‘drink smoke fuck’.
this was great!
Hilarious! Very nicely done.
Pretty funny. You are way off on “Winging It”, though-the creative forces behind the show clearly know where they are going.
This is genius! I bow before you.
Heroes & Mad Men are perfect
heroes should be “annoying cheerleader” or “giving in to the teen demographic”
House, MD:
“Nothing we try works until the fourth segment.”
Since nobody’s called it out yet, I’ll put in my support for “The Amazing Artificial Bunching” since that’s my least favorite thing about the show. The producers purposefully put the brakes on teams so nobody can get ahead in the race. Bah.
@JHThree: House, M.D. – It’s Never Lupus
House, MD would also be: “The Patient Always Lies”
Law & Order SVU: “Vincent D’Onofrio’s Monologue”
24: “Angry Conversations and Death”
We could play this all day!
How about Grey’s Anatomy – “Scrubs But Not As Funny”
You’ve managed to distill the essence of why I don’t watch network television anymore.
c’mon, The Office is The Dwight Show.
Ooooh, another Defamer nod! Braveau!
Hee! Oh Hitler, you so crazy.
House, MD: It’s Always A Tumor
Firefly: The Captain Tight-Pants Show
Law & Order SVU: “Vincent D’Onofrio’s Monologue”
Tsk, tsk, that’s L&O: CI. L&O: SVU is “Whoever Was Introduced Briefly in the First Ten Minutes, then Not Mentioned Until the Third Act is the Rapist.”
Law & Order SVU: “Vincent D’Onofrio’s Monologue”
Mr. D’Onofrio is on Criminal Intent
..the heroes one.
Multitude of people have died to Sylar’s ‘hunger’, various ’sup’s’ have died, last episode one of my favorite character died ‘adam munroe’ by being drained of all life completely.
So uhm. Yeah. Think of a different slogan for that one?
I want to see more!
House : “It’s never lupus”
Loved it! Nearly choked my self laughing on that one!
House, MD: House was right.
How about “Ugly Betty: Stalling until the inevitable makeover” ?
“Fringe: Give Pace a Chance”
I thought I was the only one who noticed the artificial bunching, considering how many idiots insist on watching that show and thinking of it as an actual competition.
Shows of the Past:
M*A*S*H = House: The Early Years
Star Trek = Zero-Gravity Wagon Train
Any PBA Bowling match = Chris Schenkel, Host Whisperer
All I could think of in about minute.
Tim – @JHThree: House, M.D. – It’s Never Lupus
ac – House, MD would also be: “The Patient Always Lies”
Linus – House, MD: House was right.
I ALMOST PEED MYSELF LAUGHING!!! So very spot on, all three. And I add … “Is that Vicodin?”
No One Dies ever? Then what happened to DL, Nikki, Linderman, the mexican guy and everyone else Sylar killed?
We can’t know for sure that any of these people have actually died as we thought Mr. Petrelli was dead since the beginning of the series and it turns out he’s been alive the entire time. Give it time. Some one else will come back from the dead.
“Is “winging it” supposed to be LOST or FRINGE? Hey-O!”
Surely Fringe would be Deus Ex Machina?
Fringe could also be, “X-Files Light”
Mad Men is the best though.
Nobody dies… if you’re white.
wow. i love the mad men one… do you have it in high res? perfect desktop pic