Tyler Perry, star of Recent Things About Glark and destination of disappointed keyword searchers, is apparently taking a role in J.J. Abrams Star Trek reboot movie. According to sources in the southern hemisphere Perry will be playing some Starfleet dude. Who cares? Not me. I just want to slice out a delicious piece of those Tyler Perry keyword hits. In conclusion — Madea.
She’s got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!
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NOW the movie is going to be awesome.
“Also, in his first film outside of his own projects, Perry will play the superintendant of Starfleet Academy in JJ Abrams’ new Star Trek film.”
Count the number of things alarming about that sentence.
He’s the super? Like Schneider on One Day at a Time?
SKINNER!!!
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