So far today New York has seen 23,000 feet of rain and there are winds coming out of the southwest at 7 billion knots. I saw three people drown in ocean-sized puddles at various intersections.

One Response to “You Get What You Pay For”

  1. Paul Tabachneck
    24 September 2009 at 11:53 am #

    My mother bought a $4 umbrella while she was visiting from the deli across the street from me, and called it a ‘loaner,’ referring to the average lifespan of a $4 umbrella in NYC.


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